This blog's about life in upstate New York. I'm just putting it together and look what I get in an email. The best part is it's all too true...
Forget Rednecks ......here is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about New Yorkers...
If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May, you live in New York.
If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't work there, you live in New York.
If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you live in New York.
If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you live in New York..
If "Vacation" means going anywhere south of New York City for the weekend, you live in New York.
If you measure distance in hours, you live in New York.
If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you live in New York.
If you have switched from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day and back again, you live in New York.
If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching, you live in New York.
If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both unlocked, you live in New York.
If you carry jumpers in your car and your wife knows how to use them, you live in New York.
If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, you live in New York.
If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph -- you're going 80 and everybody is passing you, you live in New York.
If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow, you live in New York.
If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road construction, you live in New York.
If you have more miles on your snow blower than your car, you live in New York. If you find 10 degrees "a little chilly", you live in New York.
If there's a Dunkin' Donuts on every corner, you live in New York.
If you actually understand these jokes, and forward them to all your New York friends & others, you live in New York
And if you've actually seen this guy ...you live in New York
TK
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